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Fuck Water

9 oz Dick Polish Masturbation Cream

9 oz Dick Polish Masturbation Cream

Regular price $31.99 CAD
Regular price Sale price $31.99 CAD
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Some sessions deserve to go the distance — and Dick Polish Masturbation Cream by Fuck Water was built exactly for that. This rich, oil-based cream is engineered for longevity, keeping things gloriously smooth from the very first stroke to the very last, no matter how epic the journey becomes.

  • Specially formulated for extended, long-lasting solo sessions
  • Melts at body temperature for a seamless, skin-warm glide
  • Thick, oil-based cream delivers continuous, generous lubrication without drying out
  • Enriched with Vitamin E (Tocopheryl Acetate & Tocopherol) and Aloe Barbadensis for a nourishing, skin-loving touch
  • Generous 9 oz jar — plenty to last through even your most ambitious evenings
  • Proudly made in Canada
Good to know: Oil-based formula — not compatible with latex condoms. Key ingredients include Petrolatum, Mineral Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, and Vitamin E; contains soybean-derived ingredients. Comes in a 9 oz jar.
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